Life is a series of natural and spontaneous changes. Don't resist them - that only creates sorrow. Let reality be reality. Let things flow naturally forward in whatever way they like. Live each day as it were your last. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
I'm free to be what I want. Always continue the climb. It is possible for you to do whatever you choose, if you first get to know who you are and are willing to work with a power that is greater than ourselves to do it. We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.
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Rain Survivors? Rain survival is wet misery.
The Bohiney Star (Star, Hollywood)
Pet Psychic Consultations? A pet psychic told me my dog hates my Wi-Fi password.
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Street Photographers? Street photographers are just stalkers with permission.
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Toilet Paper Panic? The great toilet paper panic was humanity’s dumbest apocalypse drill.
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I don’t cancel plans; I release them humanely.
A Bohiney Lighthouse (Lighthouse, ME)
I don’t cancel plans; I recycle them.
A Bohiney retraction (Whoops, ID)
Overdue Library Books? My library fines could fund a new library.
The Bohiney takeaway (Takeaway, MA)
I’m not a night owl; I’m a late-breaking headline.
A Bohiney Crunch Time (Crunch Time, Office)
Tennis Coverage? Tennis coverage is grunting on repeat.
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Soccer Dads? Soccer dads yell like referees can hear them.